More beach, less tourists

On our way from Khoa Lak to Koh Lanta we decided that Thailand's geography is crazy. The limestone karsts go from flat ground into the sky almost as if the earth was a battleship board and C7 was just pulled up 100m, vegetation on top and all. Fascinating. 



As we switched from a mini bus to a group taxi to the Lanta ferry, the ferry for Phi Phi was right beside us. It had four levels of seating, was bright purple and PACKED to the rails with tourists. It may be beautiful there but we were very thankful to get onto our smaller, more humble ferry. We're in the largest town/capital city in Lanta which is all of three streets called Sala Dan on the northern tip of the island. Our hostel leaves much to be desired but it's super cheap, the air conditioning works and the sweet family running it lives in one room behind the reception desk which gives perspective if you were thinking of complaining. I counted 37 signs on the hostel walls on the way to our room listing and repeating all sorts of house rules which seems like overkill... but it's their home. Their 18 month old has the privilege of having his dad talk to him in English and his mom in Thai, lucky kid!! They cooked a big curry meal for all of the hostel guests last night and it was so yummy! With how sweet they are, I'm very curious what this place was before a hostel from the tile work in the bathroom...


Thankfully Koh (island) Lanta is much less touristy than Bang Niang. There are still plenty of tailors, massage shops, souvenir shops, etc. but if you walk a bit you can see actual local people eating at their place of choice and living their lives. We found a super friendly family run restaurant called Rung Ruang where even their nine year old daughter is in on the gig and loves pranks. She greets you with fake handshakes and giggles. Each menu has a booklet in it for guests to write a note and say where they're from. These notebooks are full of loving words from happy customers around the world. It's just such a positive happy place. The power went out a couple times during our meal but they made it work. And our bill was a little portrait of us with our fruit shakes. Guys, fruit shakes are just fruit blended with ice and they're awesome. Think of the coldest watermelon ever as a drink, so good! Only downside is that here, the equivalent of Andes after dinner mints is lemon honey or lime cough drops... I must say I miss the plates of fresh pineapple and watermelon that typically came with the bill in Bang Niang. 



We rented a motorbike/scooter for a day and weeeeeeeeeee it's so fun!! I have an odd fear of bikes in general so Ryan was driving and I'm sure I almost squeezed him off his seat between my thighs for the first bit until I felt comfortable. This island is so small we easily zipped from one end to the other and back before we even knew it. Koh Lanta has a diverse multicultural background beginning with the Chao Ley or sea gypsies following the fish about 500 years ago. Then Muslim fishing communities from Malaysia, Indonesia and Thailand settled in, followed by Chinese merchants who set up trade routes with their relatives in other Asian ports. So the food is all over the place and all food carts are run by Muslim families here so no more pork pops for me. There's a huge artist community here. Many galleries have artists working upfront and on our first night we passed a really vibrant painting in progress of the late David Bowie. We spent the day popping onto beaches, into little towns and cruising through the countryside. Jeremy, there are devil sticks here waiting for you! Found a sweet lookout with swings that had a remote beach below. I HAD to get on that beach, so I did, but not without slipping on rocks in my flip flops and thoroughly bruising and scraping up my big toe. We saw monkey's crossing the road, cows grazing beside it, and dogs sleeping in it. A sad sighting was of an elephant with some white folks on his back looping around a retention pond on a dusty trail... This is not the place for elephants, they're strictly for tourists around here and it's just not ok to take these kinds of tours. Best thing transported via motorbike so far: a mannequin, arms in the front basket, legs upside down on the drivers lap as she peers through them to see, no idea where the torso or head were. 



We thought we'd stay at the swings for sunset but as the light changed, the shade went away and we needed a new cooler spot. Luckily, the beach/bay closest to home has the best sunset I've ever seen. You're able to watch it go down behind this rock wall and then can also look back onto the land and see the mountains reflect it. We played in the shiny lavender water as the daylight faded away. 


We went out later that night to find a party at The Freedom Bar which we saw signs for all over the place. All bars have signs that say "Party TONIGHT" or "Party Jan 16th" and then someone paints over it for next week's date. As Freedom Bar doesn't show up on any google map, we mapped out directions according to the number of 7/11's we would pass. 7/11 is an institution in these parts. There are 7/11 t-shirts in all souvenir shops. We got to 7/11 #6 and still didn't see our bar so we must have passed it. Went into #6, pointed to my map which clearly calls out all 7/11's and asked the lady which one we were in to make sure we were where I thought we were. She shakes her head,"This one new." Our whole precise unit of measurement was off! So we were at #5.5 and we're all of one street away from the party we were searching for. Hung out with some cool Aussies, watched a snake show and a fire show, then hit the road and had the best Pad Thai of my life at Ta Tha Ta Restaurant. 



Goodnight Bang Niang, Take 2:

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There were two small stories I forgot to mention before saying goodbye. First, the adorable older Danish woman staying at our hostel. She was just all smiles all the time and so impressed that we were American yet not falling down drunk all the time. Yay us! One run-in, she was wearing this black shimmery dress so I asked, "Where are you off to dressed so nice and fancy?" She grabs the edges of her dress and shimmies her butt and says, " Ohhhhhhhh I just LOVE dresses, eeeeee!! I just threw all of my dresses into a suitcase so I could wear them all through my whole trip, weeeeeee!!" Haha! Not what I was expecting. 

Second, the many songs we were all singing during our dives. Obviously Disney's "Under the Sea" was in my head most of the time, especially because I saw the fish the who inspired "the blackfish she sings!"


My second song comes from another childhood movie, Bedknobs and Broomsticks called "The Beautiful Briny": http://youtu.be/frfadf6LjmE. Yes I'm a very large child. Ryan shared his and Dennis was quickly onboard for The Beatles, "Octopus's Garden": http://youtu.be/YEHBzZsBEvY. Which now I love and have added to the library in my head for underwater adventures. 

We're also waiting on some underwater pics from Dennis to share... So until then, goodbye Bang Niang! 

SCUBA Certs, Check


We met our Swedish instructor Dennis early Monday morning for course review and taking our written PADI Open Water Certification test. We hopped into the water for the rest of the day for scuba exercises upon exercises upon exercises. When I first put all of the gear on and we were just standing talking I swear I was about to topple over! It's heavy and weighted a lot lower than I expected which my back hated immediately, but getting in the water is a different story. Dennis has been a scuba instructor for 16 years, he's very thorough and repeats everything a million times so much so Ryan and I could now teach this course. Sign of a good teacher and he obviously loves what he does. He and his Thai girlfriend of also 16 years, spend half the year in Sweden where he teaches motorcycle riding and half the year in Khao Lak. Pretty awesome!!! His girl Tek is also a scuba instructor, he introduced her to it when they first met, and she was out on our dive boat working the day trips. We headed out to the Similan Islands for our four course dives and two recreational dives. We decided to stay overnight on the boat and we're so happy we did because, the Similan Islands are BEAUTIFUL!


Do you see the itty bitty people up on top of that rock?? This was the spot for our very first dive called Donald Duck Bay, see why:



Tons of snorkel trips come out here too. There are speed and dive boats everywhere, it's a bit nuts. With all of the diving Ryan did off Okinawa, he never saw a sea turtle, it was the only goal he had for our diving here. Within the first minute of our first dive, we saw a green turtle!! We actually saw three turtles the whole trip so he was pumped.



Our overnight was such a good call (aside from my not sleeping a wink). All of the day timers left, it was only us, Tek, Dennis, the Thai crew and three other overnighters, David, Kathrin and Claudia. David's a Spaniard who moved to London years ago when their economy tanked. He now works in a super posh hotel and had a pretty funny run in with GOT's Cersie! He's also doing his Open Water Cert. Kathrin and Claudia are German friends who work in marketing at the same company. Claudia is a diver but Kathrin is a good sport and came along for the snorkeling. She's the only one of us who saw a shark. They were all so nice and of course spoke fantastic English (we're so spoiled!). We had a blast telling stories, checking out the islands and once we noticed the disco ball, had a dance party. FYI - you should ALWAYS have a dance party playlist on your phone because you never know when a party on a boat in the middle of the ocean needs to happen. I had to take another shower afterwards because the Thai crew was laughing at me sweating through my shirt. 




The reefs in Similan are currently in recovery from a spike in water temperature years back which caused all of the coral to bleach and die. Just now the colors are coming back and new growth is taking off. Even without the intense coral colors, the Similan reefs are really interesting as the islands are made up of HUGE boulders of granite and limestone that have toppled into the water creating really fun areas to swim around. We saw: green turtles, sea snakes, garden eels, clown fish in their lil anemone homes, parrot fish loudly chomping at coral, lionfish, sea cucumbers, blue spotted stingray, a lobster with a 4' antenna span, tuna eating other fish, monster pufferfish, and so many of their colorful friends. I think my favorites though are these little blackfish that live in the branch coral that start out teeeeeeeny tiny and closest to the coral, then their slightly older and bigger versions are the next layer and then the slightly bigger ones are the next moving farther and farther out from the coral almost in rings. They all move together and it's like you could capture 10 generations all arranged by height in one picture of this coral. 
Staying overnight allowed us to have sunset and sunrise dives. So quiet and so beautiful. 



But after a few big jumps off the sun deck, we had to say goodbye to this lovely place. I can't wait to come back with more experience and dive in some of the other locations known for manta rays.




We got back to town and went out to dinner at the slowest restaurant in the world!! We both had finished our drinks and we're ready to drop money and just pay for those and leave when we realized we didn't have small enough money to leave, we would need change... So we waited it out. This family sitting next to us was staring at us, like really staring at us and watching us... Ryan suspected that they were interested because we're American, I thought it was because we looked like a couple of zombies freaking out over being so tired and so hungry. I mean we're sweating, we're rubbing our faces, my shirt was on inside out and I didn't even know it. We were stupid tired. It was weird. And then an older couple hopped out of a cab walked three steps to the first table on our other side and almost DIED falling into the chairs. They were grasping at the chairs and wheezing... It was three steps, what are they even doing out of the house? To add to the weirdness, Ryan went to the bathroom in which there are three partial walls around each urinal. He was encouraged with some local artwork to do his business:



Another fun nightlife thing in Bang Naing is these rival bars on opposing corners trying to beat each other out in twinkle lights. And dogs and cats do not care about you or anything that's happening around them It's like they're dead on the sidewalk.



Except for one who was the cheeriest doggy with her little bow. She would hop onto her owners scooter for rides to and from town.



Anyways, I slept great that night and took many naps the next day. Goodnight Bang Niang.




Life is beachy


We've been taking it easy lately. It's been way hot and Ryan's heat rash is not happy, so we've kept it to short outings to markets, warm ocean swims and nighttime dinner strolls. If only we had a kitchen to take full advantage of the fresh and crazy produce. 


Banana pancakes are a sweet find that combine a roti dough with dessert crepe filling. Ryan's new favorite is mango and raw honey, yummmmmmm! My go to are these coconut cakes that taste like really gooey coconut oatmeal... maybe that doesn't sound so great but I love them!


Saturday night we walked out of our hotel to a seemingly horrible live cover of The Cranberries "Zombie". But it was an all kids band so horrible quickly became adorable. Next up was "Don't Worry Be Happy" which really is the perfect song for our journey and we've been singing it ever since. 



Khao Lak was practically erased by the 2004 tsunami that killed 230,000 people in 14 countries. They have rebuilt and survived and are now equipped with a warning system and several evacuation buildings, like the one below, all over town. I know, fantastic photography skills here.


Ryan was telling me about a top ten article from a travel agent recounting stories of the worst nationalities to deal with for travel and why. Americans were near the end of the list but mostly because our heavy tipping excuses much of our bad behavior. But according to this person, the worst part of American travelers is that our expectations are high and when something doesn't go according to plan or meets those expectations, we then expect our money back. The very first American I meet here, from PA, tells me how his girl got "food poisoning" from a restaurant in Bangkok and he went back the next day to demand his money back... And he was appalled that they asked to see a doctor's note and said he needed to speak with the owner. Ughhhhh GTFO.

Second American we met was from Abington, PA and he was awesome but that might have something to do with he's lived in Sweden for the last 30 years.  Rick and Hellen from Stockholm overheard our accents at dinner and we're so surprised to hear Americans in this area of Thailand, they had to ask about us. They're in their early 60s and he's a land surveyor and she's been a flight attendant for 30 years, which is how they met in the Virgin Islands. But before that, she was a total badass who traveled through Canada, the US and Mexico and back via Greyhound bus! Since this is an election year he was concerned over our absentee ballots and we were off and running on political discussions. They are so appalled at our gun control situation and we couldn't agree more. They were lovely, offered us a place to stay in Sweden and we ended up closing the restaurant with them as we giggled over the statues that came with our bill. 



Sunday is for fishing. Quiet, easy fishing. We went north of Bang Niang to the White Sandy Beach which is quite white, covered in coral and so untouched. Two local men were our guides and they knew what they were doing with this longboat. The motor and rudder were separate poles that he held in opposite hand and foot. At times he was spread across the back of the boat, steering with his fingertips and between his big and second toe. We caught coral grouper and some kind of snapper. The only conversation between us was as follows:
Him: Australian?
Us: USA America
Him: Obama!!!! (Thumbs up)
Us: Obama!!! (Shaking heads)
Him: ISIS (beheading and gun shots hand motions)
Us: ???
Him: (Thumbs down) 

Until the end when he said "Bar. Be. Que!" And so we went in search of a restaurant that could cook our catch. 


Our favorite noodle lady did us a solid, understood what we wanted and cooked up some of our fresh catch for dinner. She's the best and it was SO GOOD!! 


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